Addressed to Admin: Mutepoetess
(The following request will be delivered in character)
Good morning to you, my dear. My name is Johannes Desprit... formerly Captain Johannes Desprit, if my recently-deceased crew could still call me that. Mercifully, my ship and I survived the storm, but I find myself in need of a crew.
Of course, I can't get a crew if no one here knows who I am. With that in mind, I humbly beseech that you help my name to be spread to those who might rectify my little dilemma.
With kindest possible regards,
Johannes Desprit, Captain